And finally, this is my latest masterpiece; an example of what I'm sending in my Christmas gift boxes this year. Pretty snappy if I do say so myself; I've already had two offers to buy the one on my desk at work, so I imagine this coming weekend I'll be haunting the aisles of "Hobby Lobby" once again, and driving Ariane crazy.

And frankly, I think she’s just pulling my chain. Some guys get Sports Cars in their mid-forties; or fly off to Cancun. This is turning out to be a pretty affordable (and productive) mid-life crisis, if I do say so myself.

Heh-heh.