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Friday, February 29, 2008

Book Excerpt 1: "Logbase Thornton"

To everyone who's been wanting me to write that book for the last eighteen years -- here's a taste.


Prologue

All across the Middle East, the world watched and held it’s collective breath. Not just from the televised image of a British schoolchild being held hostage by Saddam Hussein who defiantly reared back his hand to slap the megalomaniac dictator; but also from the spectacle of the world’s fifth-largest and first-largest armies staring each other down across the sands of the Sahra al Hijarah and the Neutral Zone. The winds of the winter sandstorms whistled cold through the huddled troops of the Allied nations. Americans, Saudis, Kuwaiti Free Forces, Egyptians, Jordanians, British, and French Foreign Legionnaires encamped next to one another, staring northward to the largest and most formidable fighting force in the Arab world, although we didn’t know at the time the reputation was undeserved.

The men of the Iraqi Army that stared back across the desert at us were not all soldiers. Most of them had been plucked off street corners and deposited in the desert wastes without uniforms, food, water, or (more importantly) even weapons. One was simply a USC theatre student home for Christmas Break less than a week before the Iraqi police had drafted him and plunked him into an infantry unit still wearing his USC sweatshirt.

And still more soldiers were pouring into the northeast quarter of Saudi Arabia as the plan to invade and recapture Kuwait built to it’s inescapable conclusion. Planes from Germany, Britian, France, and the other Allies continued to land hourly and discharge their cargoes of men and materiels to support the invasion effort.




The stars burned cold and hard and bright that evening. The temperature was hovering around 10 degrees Fahrenheit in the dead of the January night, and everything the eye could see was covered in sheets of clear, bright, slippery ice from the freezing rain that had pounded Central Missouri earlier in the day. Weathermen had been unanimous that the freezing drizzle wouldn't cross south of the Interstate 44 boundary that frequently divided weather systems in Missouri, but they'd been unanimously wrong, and as soon as the sun had begun to dip lower in the afternoon sky the sub-freezing temperatures had caused the drizzle to overlay everything with thick sheets of cold, hard ice. This particular soldier was fairly sure that the ice was covering his heart as well.

He'd never remotely felt anything like this before. His emotions raged, conflicted within him. He watched the Ford Taurus pull slowly away from the Battalion parking lot, blacker than any emotion he could name, and felt another part of his heart rip in two. Inside his wife and infant son were returning home to their house in Waynesville to wait for his return. His wife was a resident alien here; he'd taught her to drive only six months ago, and she'd learned to keep the books and do the budget just this month. The baby was not even three months old, and he had wondered at the time if he'd even be here when his son was born. Leaving this newest member of his family; this tiny life that depended so heavily on him, was perhaps the worst of all.

He couldn't think about that right now. He already felt the hot tears stinging his cheeks as he watched the car crawl down the icy streets towards Waynesville and their little home twelve miles away. The heaviness in his chest was a dead thing, without life, cold, and empty.

He was a soldier, and he had a duty to his country, his friends, and his family. He'd realized when he'd joined the service thirteen years earlier that he might have to go into a war zone some day, but he'd managed to avoid Nicaragua, Grenada, and Panama, and figured it wouldn't ever happen to him.

And now it was happening.

The idea of desertion flitted across his mind, and he just as quickly dismissed it. He supposed he could disappear into Canada, or go to his grandfather on the reservation--they'd never find him back in the wild parts there. Shoot--the military didn't even actively look for deserters anymore, and he sure as hell did not want to go to Saudi Arabia into a shooting war.

No, dammit--he didn't even give the idea any more than a passing dismissal. He was a soldier, and had a duty to his friends who were going. He didn't have to like it; just go, and do his duty. He stared up at the cold stars in the brutally cold skies and drew deep, bone-chilling breaths to help stay the sobs he felt welling up out of him. He turned and carefully picked his way across the icy-slick parking lot in his hard rubber-soled jungle boots. Designed for maximum comfort and traction in the soft, wet, hot places of the earth, they were little comfort and downright dangerous in the subfreezing cold and held little hope against the glasslike ice covered ground. Even though the soldier had grown up in Chicago area winters he still fell twice working his way back to the Battalion classroom where the Hospital had gathered for deployment.

The 30 mph winds tore through his lightweight jungle fatigue uniform like it wasn't even there. The cold was comforting, helping him to concentrate on keeping warm instead of the other matters pressing in on his consciousness. He glanced over against the outside wall of the building and saw other members of his Company likewise huddled. Some solemnly smoked cigarettes, the orange light playing relief against their pained expressions. Some wept openly. At least one pair huddled together in open embrace--a pair of married soldiers being deployed together, but to different areas. They reassured each other they would see each other again, oblivious to the others nearby who wrestled with their own private weights-of-the-world on their shoulders.

A muffled sob sounded from his right from another soldier wrestling with his own mortality. Jack turned away, slightly embarrassed at his eavesdropping. He took a tentative, careful step in the jungle boots, trying desperately not to fall and break a leg or hip on the ice that was everywhere. He decided he didn't care one damn bit for deploying to another third-world country and leaving his family behind in the dead of winter. Not one damned bit.

And, if he had his 'druthers, he never would again.

(Copyright JD Long 2008; not to be used without permission.)

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Friday's Feast!

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Appetizer: Who was the last person you hugged?


My wife. We do that a lot.

Soup: Share a beauty or grooming trick or tip with us.


Shave your head. You'll never have a bedhead or a bad hair day agin.

Salad: What does the color yellow make you think of?


Safety. And Custard. And perhaps really safe custard.

Main Course: If you were to make your living as a photographer, what subject would your pictures revolve around?

Trees, or the moon. Animals and people don't stay put long enough; which is a pretty good sociological commentary on our society.

Dessert: What was the longest book you ever read?

The Stand, by Stephen King. I tried War and Peace, but Dostoyevsky makes me sleepy. And Margaret Mitchell's Gone With The Wind really lacks something without Clark Gable.

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~~JD~~

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chaaaanges!

I've been experimenting a bit; a phrase which should bring abject terror to anyone who knows me personally.

A bit of background; I work Dialysis three days a week (usually Monday / Wednesday / Friday, and alternate Saturdays). I also manage to squeeze in a shift or two a week at Nursefinders when I can; although the Dialysis schedule makes that difficult. But with Ariane full time at Nursing School, it's become more important for me to pick up as much as I can.

Hence, my lack of posting lately. Time is at a premium. I promise to try harder.

So, I came up with a way to maximize my work hours while keeping my days off. But first, a story from my youth. When i was about, Oh, say approximately 10 or 12 years old my mother worked as a Nurse's Aide at Whispering Pines Nursing Home in Valparaiso IN. During the summer we always wanted to go to the lake, but my mom had to work. One day I suggested that she work night shift, and we could go to the lake during the day when she got off.

"When would I sleep?," my mother asked?

Well, I never did come up with a satisfactory answer to that part; but the idea stayed perched in the back of my mind, waiting for just such an opportunity as this one.

So when I was trying to figure out how to maximize my time with Nursefinders while continuing to work my Dialysis job, that old story popped up in the back of my mind; and the first question that came to mind was, of course, "When would I sleep?" Well, let's see -- I only work three days a week (14 plus hours a day -- but only three days a week) so working alternate days would give me up to four days to work for Nursefinders. Ofcourse, that means I lose my days off, too.

So . . . how about if I just work around the clock those three days I work at the Dialysis clinic? Work 3am to 6pm for the Clinic, and 7pm to 7am for Nursefinders? That way, I still keep my days off (which I can take naps through, and still get plenty of rest that night for the next day).

Much to my surprise, it worked very well. I would do my Dialysis shift; then toddle over to some hospital for a night shift; then nap on the couch till noon; then run my errands, clean the house, or do the laundry, as needed.

So I was getting ready for work the next day last Tuesday night, and after packing mylunch for the next day i took some clean clothes upstairs and put them away. After setting the alarm for 3am I was on my way downstairs and had just taken that first step down when i felt something in my right knee go "POP!"

Pain. Sheer, grey, electric walls of blinding pain. I passed out, fortunately.

I woke up an indeterminite amount of time later lying on my back in the upstairs hallway with a bump on the bak of my head. I started to sit up --

. . . and started crying like a little girl. My right knee was twice the size of my left, and I was sure I'd broken something. We went to the Hospital Emergency Room and got x-rays; fortunately it wasn't broken, but it was severely sprained. The inside of my knee looks like a prune it's so purple. My orthopedist has me scheduled for an MRI tomorrow (Friday), but he thinks it;s most likely a severe sprain.

And he's got me on "no-weight-bearing" crutches, which has really screwed up the Nursefinders thing. For some reason most supervisors have a problem with a nurse showing up on crutches. No, I don't know why . . .

The good news is I've found a TON of time to work on my book this week. Expect an excerpt later this week.

~~JD~~

Friday, February 22, 2008

Friday's Feast!



Appetizer: Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? If so, what did you do and who was your victim?


I got pretty drunk one night in 1982 and wrote my own obituary; then mailed it into the Army Times. It was pretty funny at the time; but it wasn't funny when they canceled my credit cards and froze my bank account. I was six omnths getting that mess fixed up.

Soup: What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?

They don't. We stopped using free salt years ago (and thereby, pepper as well) years ago and lost about 20 pounds each.

Salad: Where is the next place you plan to visit (on vacation or business)?

We're actually seriously considering San Diego this year; just because we've never been. After that, of course, it's the Virgin Islands some time in the next 10 years. I might never come home if I love it enough.

Main Course: What kind of lotion or cream do you use to keep your hands from getting too dry?

Whatever my wife buys. Vaseline Intensive Care seems to be the current favorite. We're nurses, so we go through a lot of it.

Dessert: Make up a dessert, tell us its ingredients, and give it a name.

I don't do desserts. I cook; not bake. And why in the world would I want to make something up when there's a whole perfectly good website right HERE full of luscious recipes like this magnificent Blueberry Pie.

Alton Brown is my hero. Really.

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~~JD~~

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I'm Here. just Busy . . .

The internet crashed here last week, so I've had only limited Internet access for the last 10 days.

Plus I'm working 40+ hours a week with the Dialysis clinic, and (potentially) 48 hours this week with Nursefinders.

And I broke my leg; just to keep it interesting.

I promise a very . . . Interesting post when i get a minute. Plus: videos of my Uncle Howard!

~~JD~~

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Monkey-Boy on the Move

I can not keep up with my son anymore. He officially travels more than I do; and after fifteen years in the service, that's saying something.

Julian just got back from Chicago last weekend represnting San Antonio at the National Model United Nations conference. I've mentioned that before HERE. He's been doing it for the last couple of years, and eventually got good enough at it that he was selected to represent San Antonio at the University of Chicago. He flew into Chicago during a snowstorm and immediately started teaching the Texas kids how to make proper snowballs -- which they promptly creamed the Florida delegates with! Sunday afternoon on their personal time (during another small blizzard) and lead a group of 20 kids up State Street on the CTA to the Oriental Theatre, where they all saw "Wicked". (Apparently there were tickets waiting for the delegates to see the afternoon matinée, but transportation was canceled due to the snow. Julian found out and organized a group that went anyway.)

Tomorrow Julian's High School junior class leaves for Alabama. They're touring prominent locations of the Civil Rights movement and doing presentations along the way. It's a five-day trip. (Why didn't my High School have field trips like that?)

And we just learned today; Julian has been one of twelve kids selected in the U.S. to be exchange students this summer to China. The trips are spojnsored by the Chinese club he's been taking lessons with in his spare time the last three years.

China! No, really!

I can NOT keep up with this kid!

~~JD~~

Friday, February 08, 2008

Faux-Friday's Feast!

(Friday's Feast website has suffered a catastrophic meltdown of the database. However, Bethany at "Bethany's Paradise" has stepped up to save the day.)

What are some of your favorite websites?


I have a huge list of websites I visit regularly on the lower left side of my blog (scroll down to see). But as far as daily visitors, Yahoo! is my homepage and has an awesome set of tools to help me find my feet in the morning. The Drudge Report is always good for my morning news fix, and Comics.com satisfies my comics cravings very nicely, starting with Arlo & Janis. Also I'm a huge space junkie, so Space.com is just awesome for that. My preferred political site is run by the lovely and gracious syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin. I visit these sites every-single-day -- and sometimes more frequently.

If you had boy/girl twins today, what would you name them?

This is kind of a sore subject with me (said the man whose name is "Long John.") "Cute" names often stigmatize kids and leave them with horrific memories -- I can only imagine what it would do to twins to be named something "cute" like Billy and Jilly; or Mike & Ike; or (god forbid) Pete and Repeat. My aunt Mary Jayne showed remarkable restraint and wisdom (which is why she's my favorite aunt) naming her twins Barbara and Susan -- likewise my cousin Bob with Monica and Melissa.

My Aunt Marilyn (when she was pregnant with my cousin John) told people if she had twins they would be named Tennessee Gideon and Ernestine Alabaster. I'm forever grateful her son Jonathon was a singleton -- although I'm fairly sure she was kidding . . .

What was your favorite grade in elementary school? Did you have a favorite teacher?

My fourth grade teacher, Mrs. Phillips, played bridge with my grandmother (also a teacher) once a month -- so I lived my whole fourth grade year in terror she'd tell her something. That was pretty bad, but my next year (Fifth Grade) was when Mrs. Cook read us "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien. We were all enraptured, and it started both a lifelong love of Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and reading generally in me.

What types of punishment did your parents use while you were growing up? Which were most effective on you?

My mother and father were divorced before I was 5 years old; and mom didn't believe in physical punishment (with me at least -- I was taller and bigger than her anyway) so she was a master of guilt. I think I'd rather she had beaten me.

Can you parallel park? Did you have to parallel park for your driving exam?

I can; I did (in a snowstorm, no less); and I try to parallel park at least every six months to keep in practice. I can and have parallel parked a limousine before on a side street near Wrigley Field in Chicago (in three parking places) to save on parking costs.

~~JD~~

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Tales From The Nursing Shortage; Part VIII

Star Trek says that "Revenge is a dish best served Cold," but I think it's more like "The best Revenge is Living Well."

One of the places I work has a State Monitor because the previous administration pretty much ran the place nearly into the ground. As part of their agreement with the State, they are paying an independent "expert" RN to drive down from Dallas and observe anything we do and be a "Resource Person" when we have questions.

With this RN, it's more like completely ignore anyone is not an RN themselves; and God forbid one of the lowly males has a question. I asked her a question one time and after she was done rolling her eyes and making dismissive noises, she berated me publicly for five minutes and followed me around the rest of the day, commenting on everything I did and savaging my work. And that's fine -- she has her opinion, and I have mine (which is almost always backed up by state regulations or Department of Health procedures, as she quickly found out.) But I don't complain, I keep my head down, and I do my work.

So one of the things she got all over me for was re-using a single-dose vial. This is one of the things that's different in Dialysis from regular Nursing. When we give medications, they're almost always IV push. One of these is Epogen, a synthetic hormone to make red blood cells so the patients don't get anemic. (Just one of the many things the kidneys of a Dialysis patient used to do for them, but don't anymore.) Your average patient receives between 2,000 and 10,000 units of Epogen every treatment (that means three times a week.) Epogen costs about roughly $1.15 per unit.

So these patients are receiving anywhere from $2100.00 and $11,000.00 in medications per treatment. So if you think we're about to throw away a single dose vial with thousands of dollars of unused medications in it, you're out of your mind. The CDC agrees, and has given Dialysis clinics a 4-hour window to re-use a single-dose vial.

So this State Monitor came over and told our Administration that "Single-dose means Single-Dose -- we don't re-enter vials!" and they bought into it. I didn't disagree -- I'm just the temp, why make waves? I did bring it to my supervisor's attention at the time, and he told me to just follow her directives and they would double-check on the regulation.

Now here it is six weeks later, and the Vice-Presidents from Corporate were asking about our medications procedures, so they all walked over to my station. One of them asked about dating and timing the bottles when they are opened, and I told them I did, except for the single-dose vials which are thrown out.

"You throw out the single-dose vials?"

"Well, yes, the State Monitor told us to." And I recounted the conversation to them. You should have seen their faces go white as they calculated the amount of money lost in the last six weeks by this idiot Monitor. (Fortunately for them, I had continued to re-use the Epogen vials, so we were only losing about a $1,000.00 a month, instead of tens of thousands a day!)

So they've started an investigation into this State Monitor to see what other "inaccuracies" she might have told the staff as well.

Heh. Life is sweet. Sometimes you just have to wait for it.

~~JD~~

Friday, February 01, 2008

Friday's Feast!

Appetizer:
What is your favorite kind of cereal?


Frosted Flakes, but they are surprisingly bad for my diabetes. Raisin Bran is a close second, though, but it's astonishing how much sugar they cram into these cereals! So I'm learning to love Cheerios all over again.

Soup: When was the last time you purchased something for your home, what was it, and in which room did it go?


We just moved two weeks ago, so there was a lot of housecleaning and new furniture involved. We got a new couch and coffee table for the living room; a new TV (the other one was 10 years old and ungodly-heavy!); and two papasan chairs for the study. They're great for reading.

Salad: What is the funniest commercial you’ve ever seen?


I couldn't tell you. It was hilarious; but it was so funny, I still don't remember what they were advertising.

Main Course: Make up a name for a company by using a spice and an animal (example: Cinnamon Monkey).

Eeeew! It sounds like we're going to eat them; and all I can think of is "Candied Kitten." Eeeeww!

Dessert: Fill in the blank: I haven’t ______ since ______.


Oh boy; here we go. I wondered when we'd get back to the fill- in- the- blanks.

I haven’t danced since day before yesterday.
I haven’t sang since this morning.
I haven’t had ice cream since I can't remember when.
I haven’t washed my hands since three minutes ago (I'm a nurse, and I'm at work).
I haven’t had a good long walk since I sprained my knee last week.

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~~JD~~