Friday's Feast!

Appetizer: When was the last time you were surprised?

I dunno. i startle easily, but real surprise? I think my teenage son made his bed last month without being asked.


Soup: Fill in the blanks: My eyes are ________, but I wish they were __________.

Oh, goodie -- a fill- in- the- blank. I love these.

My eyes are brown, but I wish they weren't bloodshot.
My eyes are blurry in the morning, but I wish they weren't -- period.
My eyes are farsighted, but I wish they were perfect.
My eyes are expressive, but I wish they were less revealing.
My eyes are blind to the human suffering around me, but I wish they were more sympathetic.

Salad: If you were a Beanie Baby, what would you look like and what would your name be?

Bald -- and who would buy one?

Main Course: Name two things you consistently do that you consider to be healthy habits.

I can eat salads all day long, and love it. It's my pig-out food. I had a large Caesar salad for dinner at a pizza place tonight. And I walk 2 or 4 times a week, 20 minutes minimum.

Dessert: What brand of toothpaste are you using these days? Do you like it? Why or why not?

Pretty much everything. I usually use Crest, but when they confiscated my tube of toothpaste on the airline flight last month, I started using whatever what was in the closet -- and, apparently, someone in the house has been toothpaste shopping -- we had half a dozen different (half-used) brands in there. I have no idea of the name of whatever I'm using today -- I just know it's red, white, and blue striped, and almost gone.

~~JD~~