Friday's Feast!

Appetizer: How many times per day do you usually laugh?

I solemnly vow to laugh at three impossible things each day before breakfast. We are all responsible for our own attitudes; and no one will make us happy like we, ourselves, can. As a Christian, I follow the Buddhist belief that Jesus was called "the laughing prophet" -- can't you just hear him peal with laughter when the apostles forbid the children to come to him?

Soup: What do your sunglasses look like?

Like John Lennon's. My alternate pair are a pair of Wayfarers like the Blues Brothers wore. Hard to go wrong with the classics.

Salad: You win a free trip to anywhere on your continent, but you have to travel by train. Where do you go?

Past the Grand Canyon; the Utah badlands; the painted deserts. Alternates would be the Black hulls of South Dakota or the Trans-Canadian railway. Gimmme them wide-open spaces.

Main Course: Name one thing you consider a great quality about living in your town/city.

The history. The Fiesta celebrating the Battle of San Jacinto for Texas independence in 1826. The 600-year-old Missions dotting the South Side. The Alamo itself. The World's Fair grounds. The multiple military bases (my own father trained at Lackland AFB, and I went to training at Fort Sam Houston.) It's overwhelming sometimes, this city called San Antonio.

Dessert: If the sky could be another color, what color do you think would look best?

Pink, oddly enough. The delicate pinks of an early spring morning are wonderful, dotted with wispy tufts of clouds.

But then again, there's a lot to be said for Chartreuse.

~~JD~~

Friday's Feast!

Appetizer: What is your favorite beverage?

I don't drink much soda any more with my diabetes; but there is a LOT to be said for a nice, warm Dr. Pepper. Good for what ails you, as we say in Texas. The beverage I drink most frequently is Tea. The caffeine in tea is moderated by the tannic acid which smooths out the caffeine spikes; lasts longer and makes you less jittery.

If I'm really feeling luxurious, there is nothing in the world to compare to a Chai Tea Latte from Starbucks -- the pinnacle of beverage evolution for the planet.

Soup: Name 3 things that are on your computer desk at home or work.

I don't have a computer desk. We switched to laptops two years ago. I have it perched on my knees right now in the living room scanning the news channels for information. That makes me my own computer desk, so to speak; so three things on me would be shoes, socks and underwear, Thank God!

Sorry; no webcam.

Salad: On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being highest), how honest do you think you are?

9.7 It's too hard to keep track of your lies, really. I'd be a Ten, but there are still little children in the world; and there's that whole Santa Claus/Easter Bunny thing to consider.

Main Course: If you could change the name of one city in the world, what would you rename it and why?

Istanbul Turkey. I'd rename it "Constantinople" again -- much prettier and historical name.

Dessert: What stresses you out? What calms you down?
Very little stresses me out, actually. Mostly, it's just people. Relaxation is where you find it. There's a beautiful little passage in "The Last Samurai" where Ken Wantanabe and Tom Cruise's characters are discussing beauty and perfection. I'm watching the sunrise creep into the treetops of the oak saplings here, and that seems perfect to me right now.

"They are all . . . perfect."

~~JD~~

The Move Continues, Part I

I should mention, though, that I'm fifty years old this year (!!!), and I'm really getting too old for this crap.

Day one of the move consisted of (a) Julian begging off for Finals this week, (b)Ariane delayed for the first week of Nursing Classes, leaving (c) tired old Daddy Cat alone humping several hundred pounds of accumulated books and furniture up and down a flight of stairs each way.

Peachy!

My lumbar areas and right knee are singing a song of pain to me right now. They've been singing the same song since Monday; it's starting to get monotonous.

However, the bulk of the move is completed. We rented a truck Tuesday and did the major hauling then. Today is loading (and unloading; and re-loading; and unloading; and re-re-loading . . . ) the cars ad infinitum, whilst cleaning out the old apartment. Ariane and I are both clean freaks. We've never left any place we've left in less than spotless.

Good thing we both have station wagons, eh? There is indeed, method to our madness.

Funny Story of the Move: we've saved a bit of money and we're buying quite a bit of new furniture. We realized when we were thinking about getting the house that most of our stuff was Sauder furniture from Wal-Mart; which while it looks pretty, moves poorly and isn't much to show for twenty years of marriage. We found a LOT of furniture stores having sales, including Pier One, World Market, and Bombay Furniture (which is going out of business and has really maximized our buying power when everything is 70% off!

When we went to pick up our living room stuff Tuesday at World Market, this little (and I mean little -- 5'6", maybe 120 pounds) cute blonde clerk walked over with me to get our tables, which are all topped with slate. Slate is very durable, very pretty, and damned heavy -- each one of these tables must weight 150 pounds easy. I asked the clerk if she wanted to get us a dolly.

She smiled one of those sideways smiles country folks do. "Dolly? We don't need no dolly. I'M your dolly today." With that she slung the two biggest tables under her arms and strode to the door, as I struggled to slide the smallest one along the floor.

When Ariane saw how heavy these things were, she almost had a stroke thinking of our little "dolly" just hefting them like they were styrofoam. "She was great to help you with these!"

"Great, hell!" I said. "I'm bringing Julian here tonight, I'm introducing them, and I'm going to get them married! I want this Supergirl in my Gene pool! I want my grandkids to be able to carry grandpa to bed!"


Ariane found this amusing in the extreme. I was being serious!

The ugly part of the move; Internet connectivity will be severely limited until Time-Warner gets here a week from Saturday. Eep!

~~JD~~

The Move Is ON!

The lease is signed. The truck is reserved for Tuesday. The new furniture is ready to be picked up. The piles of empty boxes in the Living Room are becoming piles of full boxes in the Dining Room.

And Julian is highly annoyed. All is well with the world.

Don't expect to hear much from me until we've finished and the Internet is on. This coming weekend, probably.

~~JD~~

Friday's Feast!

Appetizer: What is your middle name? Would you change any of your names if you could? If so, what would you like to be called?

My middle name is David, who was "The man after God's own heart." My first name is John, "The disciple Jesus loved." My last name is Long, which means "that which endures." That means my name is "The disciple Jesus loved; a man after God's own heart, who endures." So, no, I don't think I'd change any of my names.

That being said, I'd like to be called Pedro. "Just don't call me late for dinner."





Soup: If you were a fashion designer, which fabrics, colors, and styles would you probably use the most?

If I were a fashion designer, I'd use Black Holes and Interstellar Gas in all my designs, because if I WAS a fashion designer, the entire universe would have shifted on it's axis and be spiraling down towards destruction.

Salad: What is your least favorite chore, and why?

Dis-impacting the cat. She just won't stay still; and my finger's too big to really be effective.

Main Course: What is something that really frightens you, and can you trace it back to an event in your life?

It used to be death, but then I died once, so I got over that. I really can't think of anything right now.

Dessert: Where are you sitting right now? Name 3 things you can see at this moment.

You want me to tell you what I'm wearing too?

The living room. The laptop's on my lap; the kitten's at my feet; and Fred Thompson's on the television. (I wish he'd get down off the television; he's gonna hurt himself if he falls.)

Oh; and a strawberry daiquiri in my hand; but you guessed that from my answers, right?

~~JD~~

Eagle Pass City Manager Admits Resume Lying; Blames Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy -- Eagle Pass Officials Baffled

You know, I give Northwest Indiana a lot of hell for the small-town politics, liberal judges, and general tendencies to let Pedophiles off the hook frequently in these pages. In large part that's because I'm from Northwest Indiana, and grew up watching the small-town politics. A large number of the people I post about I've met personally and know quite well.

So it's easy to detect the aroma of bull excrement wafting through the news even 1,254 miles away.

South Texas, not so much. I may live here, but I haven't quite learned to sift through the B.S. yet. It's got to be a pretty heavy aroma to be detectable -- like what's wafting in from the lovely little border town of Eagle Pass.

Today's installment from the San Antonio Express-News is the third part of a series of how "Doctor" Glen Starnes lied on his resume and purchased fake degrees to be hired as the City Manager of Eagle Pass. The city Council could care less -- and validates his fraud by offering him the job full-time.

Tells you a LOT about Eagle Pass Texas, doesn't it?

Eagle Pass City Manager Admits Lying
1/09/2008 11:04 PM CST; John MacCormack, Express-News

Faced with clear evidence that its probationary city manager lied repeatedly on his impressive resume, the Eagle Pass City Council shrugged and took a step toward offering Glen Starnes the permanent job.

The decision came after an impassioned 15-minute address Tuesday by Starnes to the council reciting his six months of accomplishments in Eagle Pass and denouncing his critics, including the San Antonio Express-News. "The worst thing they could find on me is that I lied on one part of my resume," said Starnes, who blamed the "old political machine" for his troubles. "If they want to get rid of me, those bad people who are driving these accusations are going to have to keep fighting, because I'm here to stay," said Starnes, who was enthusiastically applauded by the meeting audience and praised by council members after his speech.

The council then voted unanimously to set a special meeting for Tuesday, when it will consider hiring Starnes permanently for the $85,000-a-year job. In the same motion by Councilwoman Maribel Flores, the council ordered a halt to an ongoing probe of charges that Starnes fabricated his job history and educational credentials. Calls made Wednesday to Mayor Chad Foster and council members Joe Sifuentes, Ramsey English Cantu and Flores seeking comment on the council's actions were not returned.

Starnes, however, was quick to tell the Express-News to back off. "I'm putting you on notice that you stop contacting anyone who works with me in trying to tarnish my image. It's none of your business," he said by phone.

Despite Starnes' claim that he merely "fluffed" his resume, an Express-News investigation revealed it to be a work of fiction that includes misspellings and incorrect names. Contrary to his claims, Starnes never worked as an assistant city manager in Converse or as an aide to former U.S. Rep. Jack Fields in Houston, nor did he earn three degrees from the University of Maryland.

And even though council members apparently decided Starnes is worth keeping, some Eagle Pass citizens and former city officials are puzzled and distressed. "He admitted to lying and the council wasn't concerned about that? If I was the mayor and I had someone who lied to me on his resume to get the job, there would be consequences," said former Mayor Joaquin Rodriguez, who led the city from 2002 to 2004. "This is speculation on my part, but he's telling the council he's uncovering wrongdoing and he's going to clean it up."

In a letter sent to Foster and council members before this week's meeting, property owner Jessica Fuentes demanded Starnes' resignation. "The very fact that Mr. Starnes lied to get his job should cause outrage from you and the City Council," she wrote. "His lack of honesty and integrity in obtaining a highly trusted position calls into question his values and yours as a leader."

While Starnes has admitted only to lying about working in Converse, other evidence gathered Wednesday refuted his other claims. Jim Finley, the longtime manager of U.S. Rep. Fields' office in Houston, confirmed that Starnes never worked there, much less for a decade, from 1992 to 2002 as he claimed on his resume. "He may have come in and volunteered a time or two, but I did all the hiring and firing in that office and I don't remember anyone named Glen Starnes," Finley said. "I think the obvious giveaway is that 1996 was (Fields') last year" in office.

Regarding his claim to three degrees from the University of Maryland at Rockville, Starnes amended it in a Tuesday e-mail, saying he acquired them instead from "Rochville University." That online organization sells various degrees, including doctorates in a variety of prestigious disciplines for $599. It promises "no studies, no attendance, no waiting, and no examinations." Instead, degrees are awarded based on "work/life experience." Rochville University is listed on the Web site of the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board as being among the many suspect institutions "whose degrees are illegal to use in Texas." The board also notes that it is a misdemeanor in Texas to use a "fraudulent or substandard degree" to gain employment or a position of authority in government.

A source in Eagle Pass with knowledge of the city probe launched last month confirmed that Starnes showed "transcripts" from Rochville University to the City Council to defend his resume claims. But according to a much different resume posted by Starnes on an employment Web site, his recent jobs have been in financial services, including for American Express, Chase Manhattan and MassMutual Financial. This resume does not mention a recent stint by Starnes as a financial services agent for New York Life in San Antonio that apparently did not end well.

"I'm very limited on what I can say," said Dave Odom, the managing partner of the New York Life office. "Officially, by company rules, all I can say is he worked here as an agent for less than a year and resigned in February 2006," he said.

Fortunately, I'm not nearly as limited as to what I can say. This guy doesn't just make Eagle Pass LOOK like idiots; if they keep him, they are, truly, Idiots Indeed.

I wonder if Eagle Pass allows recall elections?

~~JD~~

We're Moving . . . .

Just to make things interesting; like we didn't have enough to do right about now.

When we were trying to buy the house last month, there was a point (about December 8th) where we had to give 30 days notice on the apartment or risk paying for an additional month. So we gave 30 days notice to be out by January 8th.

Then the financing fell through on the house. (Just as an aside, I noticed watching the "Flip This House" marathon on TLC last night that 4 out of 5 of their house flippers had also had their deals fall through in the last six months due to financing problems. Seems to be a trend.)

So we have to get out of the apartment; fortunately we can stay until the last week of the month. We have applications in at two other complexes and should hear back from them tomorrow or Tuesday. This is ultimately a GOOD thing. We had gotten pretty tired of the complex we're living in for several reasons:

Construction. We were given very little notice of the impending construction, and the duration of the construction means I missed several days of work at Nursefinders because I was unable to sleep during the day for the construction noise.

Trash and Debris. The laborers frequently left their personal garbage from snacks and meals, as well as construction debris and tools, in the walkways and parking areas of the complex, making it look very trashy for an two months.

Landscaping and Parking. The bushes and ground cover of the complex, which have suffered from the recent drought, took a real beating from the construction. Several of the landscaping timbers were dislodged and broken by the power equipment used by the laborers. This same equipment also rutted and potholed the parking lot in several places; increasing the trashy look to the complex.

Maintenance. During the summer we reported three problems with the apartment at different times: a poorly heating oven, a noisy and wobbly ceiling fan, and a leaky facet in one of the bathrooms. While the oven was finally fixed (we have had problems with this oven for almost our entire stay here), the ceiling fan and the broken faucet are still broken several months later. These were reported to the previous office staff several times prior to their departure, and when our son attempted to report them again to the new office staff, they were very rude to him and suggested he "have your parents call us."

"Private Balconies and Patios" As advertised on their website, the original wood balcony rails provided a great deal of privacy. More importantly to us, it provided a barrier to keep our cats from escaping. Since these have been replaced by the thin, skimpy wrought iron railings, not only have we lost any semblance of privacy on the patio, but our cat has escaped several times.

Swimming Pool. The pool was closed (apparently for cleaning; the water was green and littered with debris) from late August until early October; nearly two months. Today as I write this the pool continues to have a great deal of debris in it.

"Pet Friendly" While the signs on the fences advertise this, and the website says "WE LOVE PETS!," the Office door recently had a sign posted that requested pets be left outside the office because of staff that had "allergies." The previous office staff not only welcomed pets; they kept treats for the animals in their desks and loved to pet and scratch the dogs that came into the office.

Security Gate. One of the primary reasons we moved to San Antonio (and specifically chose Cape Cod apartments) is that we have had problems with a stalker who has threatened my wife and I several times; to the point that we have had a restraining order against this person. The Security Gate was a prime feature of our security. The gate was just fixed last month after seven months standing open.

So if I'm gone for a day or two, it means the lease has been approved and the computer is packed in a box somewhere I can't find.

We should be all moved by this time next week if all goes well. Whether the internet is turned on or not is another matter. I'll try to give you some warning when we start to move.

Maybe.

~~JD~~

Friday's Feast!

Appetizer: When was the last time you received a surprise in the mail, and what was it?

My income tax check was pretty good last year.

Soup: If you could have a summer and/or winter home, where would you want it to be?

St. John, The U.S. Virgin Islands -- year round 80 degrees, and no income tax.

Salad: Pick one: pineapple, orange, banana, apple, cherry.

I actually have half a pineapple in my lunch bag right now -- what's that tell you?

Main Course: Describe the nicest piece of clothing that you own.

I just bought new underwear last week, and they're nice and soft. Other than that, I don't notice my clothes much.

Dessert: If you could forget one whole day from your life, which day would you choose to wipe from your memory?

Why would you do that? Can not much be learned from both the bad, as well as the good?

~~JD~~

Red Sky at Night; Sailor's Delight

Wil Wheaton at his blog HERE posted this picture; a very fitting way to end 2007 (or, better yet, begin 2008.)

Happy New Year. Prepare for great things.

~~JD~~

Woman Escorted Off Bus For Reading Bible Aloud ?!?!??

I find it hard to believe this actually happened in the great state of Texas, but there's a reason Madalyn Murray O'Hair based her American Atheist Society in Austin. If the lady in the story was reading at the volume level the news clip describes, this must be one thin-skinned bus driver! From the website of CBS-11 in Fort Worth:

Woman Escorted Off Bus For Reading Bible Aloud

Carol Cavazos; FORT WORTH (CBS 11 News) ― A passenger on a Fort Worth bus says the T. Bus Service discriminated against her religion. Christine Lutz says she was reading her Bible to her children when the bus driver asked her to stop or get off the bus.

Lutz, a Seventh Day Adventist, and her children were on their way to church. "She then said, 'Well I don't think this is the place or the time to do so.' And I said, 'Oh, but it's the perfect time and the perfect place since it is our Sabbath and it is the time with the Lord and therefore I'm going to continue.' And I continued," she explained.

Then, a TRE supervisor came on board. Lutz also told him that she would not stop reading. She and her family were escorted off the bus. "This was definitely a clear cut case of persecution," she said. "Anyone who is loud will be asked to be quiet," said representative Joan Hunter. "That is a standard policy across country in the transit industry." It doesn't matter what is said, the T has a policy of no loud or abusive behavior.

"It's only if the other passengers will complain, or it's obviously so loud it's distracting the operator, that we will ask them to stop," Hunter explained.

Of course, it's just a personal observation of my own that most atheists are incredibly thin-skinned and overly sensitive.

Whiners.

~~JD~~

Friday's Feast!

Appetizer: Name 2 things you would like to accomplish in 2008.

We're going to buy a house. I'm going to finish RN school, with any luck at all.

Soup: With which cartoon character do you share personality traits?

One of the undesirable side-effects of being raised by the boob tube as a babysitter is that you tend to emulate the characters you see on the TV. I can not only quote Bugs Bunny extensively, I've even pulled more than a few of his pranks from time to time. Since the current generation doesn't know Bugs Bunny, they find this hilarious; and for the older generations it's a great conversation starter about Cartoons and their vaudeville derivatives.

Salad: What time of day (or night) were you born?

I think it was 1:38 am, but i don't remember very well. I was very young then. (See previous answer about quoting Bugs Bunny.)

Main Course: Tell us something special about your hometown.

Valparaiso Indiana, where I was born, is a medium-sized Midwestern town 15 miles directly south of the tip of Lake Michigan. It's also the hometown of Patricia Ireland of the N.O.W.; Beulah Bondi (who played Jimmy Stewart's mother in "It's A Wonderful Life" as well as "Mister Smith Goes To Washington"; and Orville Redenbacher, the King of Popcorn. They have a "Popcorn Festival" the first weekend of every September in honor of Orville.

San Antonio Texas, where I currently live and never want to leave, has a median year-round temperature of about 68 degrees, is the 2nd largest city in Texas, and the fastest growing city. It's the third largest tourist destination in the USA, and is home to the Alamo, as well as the Riverwalk, probably the most beautiful tourist attraction anywhere. Plus it has 15% of the population employed in health care, with 18 major hospitals (most with more than two campuses; which means more than enough work for little old nurse me.)

Dessert: If you could receive a letter from anyone in the world, who would you want to get one from?

Funny you should mention that. When we were going through our storage unit last week I found a bunch of letters written to me during Desert Storm. A couple were from my grandmother ("Nana") who died in 2000. It was like getting letters from her all over again.

So I guess there ARE benefits to my wife being a Packrat.

~~JD~~

A Note for my San Antonio Readers

You need to go to Sears -- right now.

San Antonians remember that in the 60's and 70's the Central Park Mall was the big place to hang out or cruise if you were a teenager. When the mall fell on harder times in the 90's, the property was sold and a new series of shops were built. However, the old Sears store was retained and is still open for business on the property.

Unfortunately, with the new construction of the shops, plus the rebuilding of the I-410 /San Pedro interchange, as well as the rebuilding of the street behind the store, it's now almost impossible to get to the old Sears. Plus a lot of Folks think it went defunct along with the old mall, so business is down.

Way, 'waaaayyyyy down.

The good news is that they've had huge sales at the Sears store for the last couple of months to drum up business. I went down there last week to buy my traditional New Year's pair of work shoes, which usually run about a hundred bucks or so. I walked out with TWO new pairs of Nikes, a pair of dress shoes, and a pair of Lands End all-weather moccasins for less than $150.00.

Four pair of shoes. I haven't owned that many pair of shoes since I was in the service!

You need to go to this Sears. Nice staff you'll never meet; and they'll let you walk away with the store.

Get movin'!

~~JD~~

I'm Baaaaaack! Miss Me?

Heh. Like I actually Went somewhere or something . . .

That "thing" I was dying to tell you about two weeks ago . . . will not be happening. We found a fantastic little house that we were bidding on but couldn't make the financing happen. We tried VHA as well as conventional financing, but one thing or another conspired to make it not happen. That was a shame, because we're really really ready to get out of the apartment scene. Fortunately, it was also a good learning experience, because we learned all the paperwork we needed (and which I have safely ensconced away for future applications) and we're already pre-approved for our next loan, which should be in the early summer when we've saved up a better down payment.

So we didn't get the cute little house; but we're ahead of the game for next time.

~~JD~~

Christmas at Casa Largo 2007

We had a pretty good Christmas at Casa Largo. We all ate until we were stuffed, which was (for me) much less this year. My doctor has been shuffling my medications and my appetite has decreased dramatically since October -- as has my weight. Usually I can eat a dozen or more hot wings in a sitting -- this year it was a struggle to eat only six.

We opened out presents, and my pick of the litter was this postcard Ariane and I found at an antiques shop:




How a postcard from the 1960's Bozo's Circus got to San Antonio I don't know -- but there it was for sale for a few bucks. The damned thing is probably priceless.

After we woke up and had lunch we went and saw two movies. Will Smith in "I Am Legend" was magnificent, but the whole storyline was so depressing that we came out of the movie decidedly mixed. However, we perked right up with watching Tom Hanks' "Charlie Wilson's War," which was alternately touching and hilarious. Phillip Seymour Hoffman shows why he won an Oscar, and should probably be nominagted for this movie, too. The movie gives a straightforward, no-holds barred look at how deals are made in Congress and names names. Well worth your time, and you come out smiling.

Going to bed now -- gotta work in the morning.

~~JD~~

Merry Christmas!

This house is now officially the "Most Over-Decorated home" -- EVER.



I'm sitting here at Casa Largo with a tall, cool strawberry daquiri with 'waaaayyyy too much Rum in it, as the lovely and gracious Ariane and I watch "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Miracle On 34th Street" in rapid succession. Appetizers of chicken wings and cheese abound, with Beef Bouginon for midnight dinner. Right now the even money has it we'll eat before then, with presents at the stroke of midnight. (Ariane worked today and got up at 2am, so she's pretty wiped.)

The kittens are nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of catnip mice dance in their heads.

And it may just be the rum; but Donna Reed was pretty hot in her day.

Merry Christmas.

~~JD~~

Another One For Santa's "Naughty" List . . .

An old Christmas tradition at most Holiday gatherings are the old grudges that re-appear and boil over into the festivities. These grudges are triggered by the most insignificant actions. Sometimes it's not about the actions; it's about the issues. It just takes a small thing to pick open the scab and all the old things come boiling out.

So it's not really about opening the Christmas present. From yesterday's Associated Press (via Breitbart.com)

Woman Allegedly Stabs Husband Over Gift
Dec 21 11:07 PM US/Eastern

ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. (AP) - A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday. Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.

Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records. As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police Detective David Thompson said he didn't know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.

Not that the present had anything to do with the fight, officer.

~~JD~~

Archbishop Believes In the Bible; Mainstream Media Completely Miss The Point

The Headline on THE DRUDGE REPORT read "Archbishop of Canterbury says nativity 'a legend'...", which was enough to grab my attention quickly. The Archbishop of Canterbury doesn't believe in the Christmas Story? What The . . . ????

Clicking through to the Linked page brought me to the British newspaper THE TELEGRAPH, where the headline read similarly " Archbishop says nativity 'a legend'." The story that followed, however, read very differently, and showed just how little the reporter knew about their Bible:

Archbishop Says Nativity 'a Legend'

By Sophie Borland: 1:25pm GMT 20/12/2007

The Archbishop of Canterbury said yesterday that the Christmas story of the Three Wise Men was nothing but a 'legend'. Dr Rowan Williams has claimed there was little evidence that the Magi even existed and there was certainly nothing to prove there were three of them or that they were kings.

(John's Note: That is certainly supported by the 2nd chapter of Matthew:

2:1 After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, in the time of King Herod, wise men from the East came to Jerusalem 2:2 saying, “Where is the one who is born king of the Jews? For we saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.”

2:11 As they came into the house and saw the child with Mary his mother, they bowed down and worshiped him. They opened their treasure boxes and gave him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

So there were an unspecified number of wise men, who gave three types of gifts. Not necessarily three wise men -- the text is not specific.)

Dr Williams argued that the traditional Christmas story was nothing but a 'legend'. He said the only reference to the wise men from the East was in Matthew's gospel and the details were very vague. Dr Williams said: "Matthew's gospel says they are astrologers, wise men, priests from somewhere outside the Roman Empire, that's all we're really told. It works quite well as legend."

(John's Note: well, it only says "wise men" -- which could mean anything. But I'm still with the Archbishop so far.)

The Archbishop went on to dispel other details of the Christmas story, adding that there were probably no asses or oxen in the stable. He argued that Christmas cards which showed the Virgin Mary cradling the baby Jesus, flanked by shepherds and wise men, were misleading.

(Okay; here we part ways a bit. In Biblical times it was common to have an "upper room" area to the stable for the stable staff to bed down in for the night. It was elevated above the livestock to take advantage of the heat generated by the animals - so there may have been animals present -- just not in the face of the baby Jesus. And nowhere in Matthew of Luke does it mention the shepherds met the Wise Men. So we're still in general agreement here.)

As for the scenes that depicted snow falling in Bethlehem, the Archbishop said the chance of this was "very unlikely".

(Agreed. Whens the last time you saw snow in the near-desert of the the Holy Lands?)

In a final blow to the traditional nativity story, Dr Williams concluded that Jesus was probably not born in December at all. He said: "Christmas was when it was because it fitted well with the winter festival."

(This is probably true, as Luke notes:

2:8 Now there were shepherds nearby living out in the field, keeping guard over their flock at night.

The footnote to NetBIBLE says:

Some argue that shepherds were among the culturally despised, but the evidence for this view of shepherds is late, coming from 5th century Jewish materials. December 25 as the celebrated date of Jesus’ birth arose around the time of Constantine (ca. a.d. 306-337), though it is mentioned in material from Hippolytus (a.d. 165-235). Some think that the reason for celebration on this date was that it coincided with the pagan Roman festival of Saturnalia, and Christians could celebrate their own festival at this time without fear of persecution. On the basis of the statement that the shepherds were living out in the field, keeping guard over their flock at night it is often suggested that Jesus’ birth took place in early spring, since it was only at lambing time that shepherds stood guard over their flocks in the field.)

now, for the despicable part. He was debating a comedian on the BBC. Whose brainless idea was that?

His comments came during an interview on BBC Radio 5 Live with Simon Mayo yesterday. Later on in the show, the Archbishop was challenged by fellow guest Ricky Gervais, the comedian, about the credibility of the Christmas story. Gervais told Dr Williams he was concerned about "brainwashing" of children who are sent to faith schools at an early age, comparing teaching that God exists to belief in Father Christmas. Dr Williams said faith schools expose children to the full range of human experience and values and he did not believe they indoctrinated people.

"Brainwashing???" Wotta maroon! Sounds more to me like the BBC set up the Archbishop, and the Telegraph ran around spreading the story that 'the Archbishop doesn't believe?'

Typical. Why doesn't this surprise me? No, No -- no media left-wing bias here -- nothing to see, Move along, Move along . . .

~~JD~~

John's Christmas List, Part V

I honestly don't expect to get this for Christmas; although I'd **LOVE** to. But I expect to order this soon thereafter.

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Item 73786 ................... $199.95
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Man! Talk about turning your Palm Pilot® into a Star Trek Tricorder! And the "Play the Song" feature would drive the cats Nuts!

~~JD~~

John's Christmas List, Part IV

This is something I have to have!!! I have a TON of old cassette tapes that need converting to MP3s, and this is just the little gem to do it. From the HAMMACHER SCHLEMMER Christmas Catalog:

The Cassette-To-MP3 Converter.

This dual cassette player allows you to convert your out-of-print cassette tapes to MP3 format for preservation without the need for a conversion service. The device plugs into a computer (PC or Mac) with the included USB cable, and with the included software, your cassette recordings are converted into MP3 files and stored on your computer for playback on an iPod® or other MP3 player. The software allows you to break songs into individual tracks, and the player has metal/CrO2 and noise-reduction settings. High-speed dubbing allows you to speed up conversion times. Plugs into AC. 5 1/4" H x 16 1/2" W x 8 3/4" D. (5 lbs.)

Item 74084 ................... $149.95
Available for Immediate Shipment. (Hint, Hint!)

~~JD~~

John's Christmas List, Part III

I want this movie -- badly! Unfortunately, it hasn't been released yet, but if you consider yourself and kind of conservative thinker, This is the Trailer you NEED to see: HILLARY, The Movie.

~~JD~~